The Muppets Mayhem Lip Balm Collection

The Muppets Mayhem Collection is a whimsical, full-line tribute to the chaotic charm and heartfelt hilarity of the iconic Muppets crew, now bundled as a complete set for just $25.00 (save big compared to individual $5.00 balms!).

This six-piece set captures the essence of each beloved character in a nourishing, tallow-based lip balm ritual that's as fun, quirky, and nourishing as a classic Muppet episode.

Featuring our signature premium base, grass-fed beef tallow rich in vitamins A, D, E, and K for deep nourishment and barrier repair, homemade calendula-infused olive oil to soothe and calm, refined shea butter for luxurious creaminess, organic beeswax for natural protection, Manuka honey for gentle healing comfort, and vitamin E for lasting freshness, each balm delivers instantly smooth, plump, resilient lips with a playful flavor twist.

The Set Includes:

• Peach Paradise (Miss Piggy – Glamorous Diva Edition)
  Scent Profile: Juicy, velvety peach with a soft, sweet elegance, like a luxurious swirl of ripe orchard bliss.
  Vibe: Channel Piggy's fabulous, fierce confidence; glide on for lips that demand the spotlight with glamorous hydration.

• Pistachio Peace (Kermit the Frog – Calm Leader Edition)
  Scent Profile: Nutty, creamy pistachio with a gentle, grounding earthiness, like a serene moment in the swamp.
  Vibe: Embody Kermit's kind, steady heart; perfect for soothing rituals that keep chaos at bay and lips peacefully plump.

• Root Beer Riff (Fozzie Bear – Comedic Cheer Edition)
  Scent Profile: Classic fizzy root beer, sweet vanilla, warm spice, minty wintergreen, and a touch of herbal sarsaparilla, like a bubbly punchline in every whiff.
  Vibe: Unleash Fozzie's goofy optimism and bad-joke energy; swipe for lips that feel ready to deliver smiles (and maybe a "Wocka wocka!").

• Passion Fruit Frenzy (Animal – Wild Drummer Edition)
  Scent Profile: Explosive, tangy passion fruit with bold tropical intensity, like a drum solo of juicy chaos.
  Vibe: Capture Animal's unhinged, high-energy spirit; energize lips with fierce, frantic hydration that bangs.

• Blackberry Blast (Gonzo the Great – Daredevil Edition)
  Scent Profile: Deep, tart blackberry with a wild, berry-burst edge, like a cannon-shot thrill ride through bramble skies.
  Vibe: Embrace Gonzo's fearless weirdness and stunt-loving soul; blast lips into adventurous, plump readiness for anything extreme.

• Pickle Milkshake Madness (Beaker – Mad Scientist Edition)
  Scent Profile: Quirky dill-vanilla fusion, herbaceous dill pickle tang meets creamy, sweet vanilla, like a lab experiment gone deliciously right (or delightfully wrong).
  Vibe: Echo Beaker's wide-eyed, explosive mishaps; a bold, unexpected ritual that leaves lips surprisingly smooth and intriguingly refreshed (meep meep!).

This complete Muppets Mayhem set is your ticket to daily lip care with a side of nostalgia, laughter, and profound natural nourishment. Whether you're a lifelong fan or just love a fun, character-driven collection, these balms turn every application into a mini performance, because who says hydration can't be theatrical?

Grab the full set and let your lips join the show. Your ritual just got a whole lot more mayhem-ical (and magically moisturizing).